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Episodes 1-10

Ep 1- Just Winging It

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Just-Winging-It-er5ak9

Ep 2- Mimosa Mary VS Martini Mary

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Mimosa-Mary-VS-Martini-Mary-erbuq1

Ep 3- Uncultured Swine

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Uncultured-Swine-erk3gd

Ep 4- Smells Like Amazon

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Smells-Like-Amazon-es0obu

Ep 5- Idols and Royals

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Idols-and-Royals-es9k0h

Ep 6- This is why we can't have nice things!

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/This-is-why-we-cant-have-Nice-Things-eslum4

Ep 7- Paw-litics, Pimples, and Pleasure

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Paw-litics--Pimples--and-Pleasure-esv0en

Ep 8- Hoops, Hoarders, and Hospitality Horrors

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Hoops--Hoarders--and-Hospitality-Horrors-etbed3

Ep 9- Clavs and Calves

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Clavs-and-Calves-eth6lp

Ep 10- I am the Captain Now

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/I-am-the-Captain-Now-etu1pl

Episodes 11-20

Ep 11- The Long Con

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/The-Long-Con-eu1ldl

Ep 12- Beef with Peeps

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Beef-with-Peeps-euc3o7

Ep 13- Slightly Over Seasoned

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Slightly-Over-Seasoned-eugc2h

Ep 14- Slightly Buzzed and Uninvited

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Slightly-Buzzed-and-Uninvited-euruir

Ep 15- Walt's Disappointment

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Walts-Disappointment-eut9mu

Ep 16- Gone too Soon

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Gone-too-Soon-eva94t

Ep 17- There's a Turtle in the Car

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Theres-a-Turtle-in-the-Car-eveqd8

Ep 18- Clowns in the Bermuda Triangle

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Clowns-in-the-Bermuda-Triangle-evkvmg

Ep 18- We may need Therapy

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/We-may-need-Therapy-evqb3m

Ep 20- Trying to Win a Tony

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Trying-to-Win-a-Tony-evrjnr

Episodes 21-30

Ep 21- Zetus Lapetus You're a Supernova

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Zetus-Lapetus-Youre-a-Supernova-evuidr

Ep 22- High School Glory Days

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/High-School-Glory-Days-e107k2g

Ep 23- Drunk Fairy Dust and Cheap Glamour Shots

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Drunk-Fairy-Dust-and-Cheap-Glamour-Shots-e10caht

Ep 24- Hustle and Wedding Sham

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Hustle-and-Wedding-Sham-e10ecjo

Ep 25- Sponge Bob and the Ice Cream Truck

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Sponge-Bob-and-the-Ice-Cream-Truck-e10mob6

Ep 26- "D" Picks are never OK!!!

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/D-Picks-are-never-OK-e10qgk1

Ep 27- Jersey Sucks and Bad Tweets

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Jersey-Sucks-and-Bad-Tweets-e10sgvb

Ep 28- Red touches Yellow Could Kill a Fellow

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Red-touches-Yellow-Could-Kill-a-Fellow-e115n3k

Ep 29- The One When Chris Hates Friends

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/The-One-When-Chris-Hates-Friends-e1192uv

Ep 30- American Idol Bust

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/American-Idol-Bust-e11b38l

Episodes 31-40

Ep 31- Mt. Rushmore of Saturday Night Live

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Mt--Rushmore-of-Saturday-Night-Live-e11in6e

Ep 32- History Time

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/History-Time-e11l8c9

Ep 33- Happy Pride Month

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Happy-Pride-Month-e122cfi

Ep 34- Croc Addiction

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Croc-Addiction-e127i4l

Ep 35- All about Disney

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/All-about-Disney-e12hfet

Ep 36- Mystery Box

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Mystery-Box-e12n8io

Ep 37- Saharan Dust

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Saharan-Dust-e12t708

Ep 38- Colorado Jones and the Mysterious Jade Object

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Colorado-Jones-and-the-Mysterious-Jade-Object-e12v8ke

Ep 39- The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries!

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/The-Snozzberries-Taste-Like-Snozzberries-e13cpsh

Ep 40- Belly Dancing Sex Guru

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Belly-Dancing-Sex-Guru-e13f1jm

Episodes 41-50

Ep 41- #Saladgate

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Saladgate-e13ou09

Ep 42- #Saladgate 2 The other side of the story

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Saladgate-2-The-other-side-of-the-story-e13suea

Ep 43- This Place is a Simulation

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/This-Place-is-a-Simulation-e143ftg

Ep 44- The One When Mary has a Bad Hair Day

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/The-One-When-Mary-has-a-Bad-Hair-Day-e144s6c

Ep 45- Limited Release Uncircumcised Scissors

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Limited-Release-Uncircumcised-Scissors-e14f49c

Ep 46- Mary the Friendly Ghost Train

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Mary-the-Friendly-Ghost-Train-e14h7pt

Ep 47- Guys Night Out

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Guys-Night-Out-e14s3vb

Ep 48- Scumbag Reselling Hoarder

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Scumbag-Reselling-Hoarder-e14thns

Ep 49- Mary the Murder Coach

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Mary-the-Murder-Coach-e155aif

Ep 50- The Junk Drawer with James Yon

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/The-Junk-Drawer-with-James-Yon-e158aum

Episodes 51-60

Ep 51- Our Wives Hate Fantasy Football

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Our-Wives-Hate-Fantasy-Football-e15fe11

Ep 52- Adventures in Grocery Shopping

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Adventures-in-Grocery-Shopping-e15igrc

Ep 53- Pet Control

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Pet-Control-e15qvql

Ep 54- The Bachelor Party

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/The-Bachelor-Party-e15uul1

Ep 55- Battle of the Pill Sorting Lilliputians

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Battle-of-the-Pill-Sorting-Lilliputians-e16401d

Ep 56- To Be or Not To Be High Maintenance

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/To-Be-or-Not-To-Be-High-Maintenance-e1666b5

Ep 57- If it Flies it Spies

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/If-it-Flies-it-Spies-e16gn89

Ep 58- Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Pumpkin-Spice-and-Everything-Nice-e16iauc

Ep 59- Virtual Wedding Crashers

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Virtual-Wedding-Crashers-e16qrvr

Ep 60- This Could have been an Email

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/This-Could-have-been-an-Email-e16s99u

Episodes 61-70

Ep 61- Childhood Nightmare Factory

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Childhood-Nightmare-Factory-e173mer

Ep 62- Blue Skadoo We Can Too(With Team Gina)

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Blue-Skadoo-We-Can-Too-With-Team-GIna-e177mue

Ep 63- What would you Say Mary Does Here?

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/What-would-you-Say-Mary-Does-Here-e17dqf1

Ep 64- Emotional Support Eagle

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Emotional-Support-Eagle-e17etf1

Ep 65- What is this, A Sign for ANTS?

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/What-is-this--A-Sign-for-ANTS-e17oogs

Ep 66- Don't Eat the Nachos

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Dont-Eat-the-Nachos-e1867po

Ep 67- Man Flu Awareness Month

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Man-Flu-Awareness-Month-e18dnpi

Ep 68- The Cult of Potatoes and CHill

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/The-Cult-of-Potatoes-and-Chill-e18qj50

Ep 69- Don't Yuck My Yum

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Dont-Yuck-my-Yum-e192vf0

Ep 70- "It's Halloween God Damn It!!!"

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Its-Halloween-God-Damn-It-e19gkfn

Episodes 71-80

Ep 71- The Wedding Playlist

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/The-Wedding-Playlist-e19rgmd

Ep 72- Confirmed: Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield in Spider-man 3

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Confirmed-Tobey-McGuire-and-Andrew-Garfield-in-Spider-man-3-e1a75h1

Ep 73- The Smiling Coast of Africa and other internet scams

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/The-Smiling-Coast-of-Africa----and-other-Internet-Scammers-e1adrva

Ep 74- The World's Wealthiest Dog

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/The-Worlds-Wealthiest-Dog-e1aungd

Episodes 71-80

Ep 72- Confirmed: Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield in Spider-man 3

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Confirmed-Tobey-McGuire-and-Andrew-Garfield-in-Spider-man-3-e1a75h1

Ep 73- The Smiling Coast of Africa and other internet scams

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/The-Smiling-Coast-of-Africa----and-other-Internet-Scammers-e1adrva

Ep 74- The World's Wealthiest Dog

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/The-Worlds-Wealthiest-Dog-e1aungd

Ep 75- Do they Know it's Christmas?

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Do-they-know-its-Christmas-e1b1r17

Ep 76- Hot Chocolate and the Polar Express

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Hot-Chocolate-and-the-Polar-Express-e1bjdsq

Ep 77- Time Capsule and Bad Husbands

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Time-Capsule-and-Bad-Husbands-e1bs0ga

Ep 78- Just Like Han, It's Solo

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Just-Like-Han--Its-Solo-e1bvipv

Ep 79- Worst Purchase Ever

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Worst-Purchase-Ever-e1ced5l

Ep 80- Playing God at the Red Lobster

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Playing-God-at-the-Red-Lobster-e1cjkoc

Episodes 81-90

Ep 81- Remembering Bob Saget

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Remembering-Bob-Saget-e1cvnml

Ep 82- Saving Houses from Fires Since 2021

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Saving-Houses-from-Fires-Since-2021-e1d5r6l

Ep 83- We Love BJs and Costco

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/We-love-BJs------------And-Costco-e1dj8ae

Ep 84- Double Fisting at Disney

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Double-Fisting-at-Disney-e1dpc8d

Ep 85- Sour Smooch Juju Lips Candy

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Sour-Smooch-Juju-Lips-Candy-e1e5mbo

Ep 86- Unboxing McDonald's Toys at a Key Party

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Unboxing-McDonalds-Toys-at-a-Key-Party-e1ej7vc

Ep 87- Cheers and a Beer to 1 Year

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Cheers-and-a-Beer-to-1-Year-e1etntc

Ep 88- Wine Tasting at the 7-11

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Wine-Tasting-at-the-7-11-e1f9iab

Ep 89- Gwyneth Paltrow Scented Candle

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Gwyneth-Paltrow-Scented-Candle-e1ffne5

Ep 90- Mansplaining the Knee Scooter

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Mansplaining-the-Knee-Scooter-e1fs06r

Episodes 91-100

Ep 91- A Couple of Inches Fully Extended

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/A-Couple-of-Inches-Fully-Extended-e1g85e0

Ep 92- Rubik's Cube on Survivor

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Rubiks-Cube-on-Survivor-e1giajg

Ep 93- Chris the LinkedIn Coach

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Chris-the-LinkedIn-Coach-e1gcl36

Ep 94- Finger Printing Myself at the UPS Store

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Finger-Printing-Myself-at-the-UPS-Store-e1h7qgp

Ep 95- Bring Back Skippy

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Bring-Back-Skippy-e1hh139

Ep 96- No New Friends and Diz Hiz's Excellent Adventure

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/No-New-Friends-and-Diz-Hizs-Excellent-Adventure-e1hqojb

Ep 97- Tracksuit Mafia: From Slicers to Hawkeye

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Tracksuit-Mafia-From-Slicers-to-Hawkeye-e1i2h2n

Ep 98- Don't Mess with my Algorithm

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Dont-Mess-with-my-Algorithm-e1iec15

Ep 99- No Mimosas at the 4th Grade Assembly

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/No-Mimosas-at-the-4th-Grade-Assembly-e1iopeq

Ep 100-Show us Your Feet

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/EP-100-Show-us-Your-Feet-e1j4r8d

Episodes 101-110

Ep 101- The Avengers are DONE

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/The-Avengers-are-DONE-e1jcahk

Ep 102- Improv and the Prostate Exam

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Improv-and-The-Prostate-Exam-e1jpc60

Ep 103- Our 2 Dads: A Father's Day Special

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Our-2-Dads-A-Fathers-Day-Special-e1k1hlm

Ep 104- Celebrity Nudes Gone Wrong

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Celebrity-Nudes-Gone-Wrong-e1kd2on

Ep 105- Covid and the Bidet

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Covid-and-the-Bidet-e1kjfkd

Ep 106- Auto Correct Claims Another Soul

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Auto-Correct-Claims-Another-Soul-e1kstfc

Ep 107- Spoiler Alert

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Spoiler-Alert-e1l99ao

Ep 108- Moonshine, Martinis, and Meth

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Moonshine--Martinis--and-Meth-e1li0j1

Ep 109- Lookin Like a Fool With Your Pants on the Ground

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Lookin-Like-a-Fool-With-Your-Pants-on-the-Ground-e1lro9g

Ep 109- Lookin Like a Fool With Your Pants on the Ground

https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/episodes/Lookin-Like-a-Fool-With-Your-Pants-on-the-Ground-e1lro9g

Ep 110- Harambe Caused the Allergies

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/Q9Ho2ERujsb

Episodes 111-120

Ep 111- Dangling the Sex Carrot

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/cfsfSKM4vsb

Ep 112 - Got a Full Moon waiting for my Blue Moon

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/27215943-2e27-42b5-963f-4e7d713ac595

Ep 113 - School Yard PTSD

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/6e2d0b8b-6604-4e8c-9815-758f30ea390e

Ep 114 - Confiscating the Porn

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/6e2d0b8b-6604-4e8c-9815-758f30ea390e

Ep 115 - I see Dead People

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/2f27a4a2-9e35-4c1b-a880-bd63c255d774

Ep 116 - London Bridge has Fallen Down

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/991d5e99-6400-4809-ab09-ed20161bb7c3

Ep 117 - Adulting Tip #117: Don't Dismantle the Hermit Crab

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/4693cfe2-d5fe-4807-ab1f-25b3b617c32c

Ep 118 - Adulting Tip #118: Don't Eat all the Hurricane Snacks

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/d2e4dfc4-dbaf-4910-8055-38a0ef79e4c3

Ep 119 - Calories DO Count During a Hurricane

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/d2e4dfc4-dbaf-4910-8055-38a0ef79e4c3

Ep 120 - Adulting Tip #120: Anything can be a Sex Robot

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/94d3bf05-a741-4762-8dac-a3cbd6e7f65f

Episodes 121-130

Ep 121 - Adulting Tip #121: It's Half Priced if you do it yourself.

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/0b252f22-fc2c-4222-946b-72064d40ab7b

Ep 122 - Don't Let your Cat Sit on your lap when taking a crap. (Halloween

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/50cf6fb7-4826-467c-8459-08f6824b467b

Ep 123 - Costco Blows Go to BJ's

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/0b35a0df-0579-47bc-bd88-0fb675d69a06

Ep 124 - Awkward Encounters of the Adulting Kind

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/710a18c2-ad91-402b-8287-487fc67b34d0

Ep 125 - How to cover up passing Gas in the Office

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/b26ba372-a833-487f-8000-28e51745b5c6

Ep 126 - Classics Mashup

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/3914ed98-ec59-4eae-b411-8f0c7016e85c

Ep 127 - POTUS called Us!!!!

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/5ebb3392-131d-4073-8221-96c505a41163

Ep 128 - Outsourcing the Elf on the Shelf! Adulting Tip #128

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/d7a1a529-b584-434b-a1d2-254dc4c1985e

Ep 129 - Don’t be Ebenezer Scrooge Millennial Scumbag Adulting Tip #129

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/04d389a4-e7b3-4049-99ca-5e88016633e9

Ep 130 - How the Kids stole the Grinch's Pride Adulting Tip #130

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/b43e317e-8fc8-4c79-a228-7cd9701b34f2

Ep 131 - Surprise Pregnancy Announcement

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/af9a2d03-5453-4e51-be16-8e720b1bf553

Ep 132 - Cock Blocked By a Spider: Adulting Tip #132

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/47874d59-1e35-42e8-95b3-f854531eb0b8

Ep 133 - An Awkward Date with Belle: Adulting Tip #133

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/94bc192a-95a5-4b3f-a348-d3db4a5d1591

Ep 134 - Use a borrowed Shaft instead of your own!: Adulting Tip #134

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/4c0ee2e6-8d1a-4695-b307-c07f1fd3a47a

Ep 135 - Widow, Widower, Widowest: Adulting Tip # 135

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/0e3854bb-de9f-42cf-8536-776a3d0eace7

Ep 136 - Should we Only Fans: Adulting Tip # 136

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/09fee01a-8e1c-4a4e-aebd-76dce2a13579

Ep 137 - Let's put the Fun back in Funerals: Adulting Tip # 137

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/0bc50012-7602-4e5b-ba8f-60afbfd0b44a

Ep 137 - Let's put the Fun back in Funerals: Adulting Tip # 137

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/0bc50012-7602-4e5b-ba8f-60afbfd0b44a

Ep 138 - Writing Star Wars with Bruce Vilanch: Adulting Tip # 138

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/3b933e24-cb23-4e31-bd06-ca179cdf29ec

Ep 139 - The First Annual Friendy Awards: 2 Years of Laughing at Adulting

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/9a599593-0362-4b8b-81ad-a73975c80ebd

Ep 140 - You could put it in any Hole: Adulting Tip#140

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/9a599593-0362-4b8b-81ad-a73975c80ebd

Ep 141 - Surrounded by Dry Fit: Adulting at Bay Hill #141

https://player.captivate.fm/episode/aa742fe9-ad70-490c-bbdc-1766c5050f8e

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